Saturday, March 21, 2009

Chat Room Poetry

The place I visit on-line to chat politics is a very contentious and ugly place. There are five conservatives vs fifty liberals. Mean-spirited liberals.

Today one of the "regulars" posted his little ditty about the numerous non-members posts in recent days slamming Obama, his administration, and his policies.

Lately, on the cork named poli
wingnuts can only barf folly.
They lost at the polls
and all turned into trolls
and the liberals are jolly, by golly!

My long-winded (what else is new) reply a la poetic license extraordinary!

Enjoy the baptism
Enjoy the rain
Each time a trolldrop
Touches your brain

Liberals must wake up
Liberals must be aware
We trolls are here
To make sure you care

About our nation, Our country, Our Land, and Our Laws
Obama will destroy us if we ever take pause

Wake up! Wake up!
Reality is here
Pull your heads from the sand
You've only Obama to fear

We'll help you make it
If you let us in
And quit all your bitching
That's so partisan to begin

Stop the personal attacks
That prove you to be small
In politics, in heart
In mind most of all

You've got to be able to see it
How liberals live to destroy
Even your President is doing it
Our nation is not his toy

Of course you'll deny it
Liberals always do
There's no courage in your conviction
No logic in your rue

Liberals always play the victim
Liberals never take the blame
Liberals always point the finger
When they think it leads to fame

It only leads to history
Your name forever destroyed
A shining example of ineptness
No emulation ever employed

Shirk the mantles of opression
You so proudly and willingly wear
They're filling your minds with propaganda
Take them off, right now, do it if you dare

You'll feel ever so much better
Breathing will ease your soul
A more cohesive tomorrow awaits you
If you can ever be so bold

Obama's ideas will sink us
It's as plain as the nose on your face
All the experts have warned us
It's time to take your place

Along with your brothers and sisters
Once again united we'll stand
To save the futures of our children
To save the brotherhood of man

It's not just our country affected
This is happening all over the world
People everywhere are struggling
And no one is being heard

Obama keeps spending our money
And sending it far, far away
To save business and greedy, he signed it!
Obama knew our pains he would not allay

So fight with your conservative neighbor
Fight with all the gumption you have
You see how quickly we're declining
Each day the news is more bad

Liberals, pick up your soul and your conscience
Dust them off and give them a shine
We're happy, so happy to greet you
To take on the corrupt who believe themselves Divine

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