John McCain Says Republicans Spent Their Way Into Losing Control of Congress

*LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!*

Oh, Man!!! McCain hasn't got a chance! Pull out of the race now, John. Save people some of their hard-earned money and save yourself the stress. Just pull out of the race, for God's sake.

Besides, I'd NEVER vote for McCain. I have this "thing" about trusting the minds of people who have been imprisoned and tortured. Something inside them has helped them survive, but it leaves them with issues that will never be resolved.

The same goes for astronauts. Never would I vote one into political office of any kind. After breaking through the atmosphere of the Earth, "something" happened to these people that has changed them forever. And not in a good way. My rule? Best to keep them out of office.